Sony
When I am emperor, I will use my resources to find the people responsible for distributing rootkits and spyware on Sony CDs and I will sentence them to removing spyware, rootkits, viruses, trojans, worms, and that sticky little adhesive on the back of price tags and other stickers from all of the computers in the world, with their toothbrushes. They will pay all of the money they earn to the bands who never wanted to treat their customers and fans like criminals. They will have to dress like pirates, but the dirty, filthy, louse-y ones, not the cool kind.
Also, I will allow people to come up and kick them, 'cuz when was the last time you had the opportunity to kick a recording industry executive? It's fun for everyone.