Apostrophe Abusers
When I am emperor, I will find every native English speaker who doesn't know the difference between "its" and "it's" and I will force them to correct all of their misspellings one at a time until the sight of a misused apostrophy causes them as much pain as it does me.
Then I'll make them stack all of the unused apostrophes into a little pile, one by one with tweezers, and then I'll jump in them like autumn leaves. It just sounds fun. Remember, "it's" is an abbreviation for "it is". It's not that difficult!