When I Am Emperor, I will punish...

Highway 101 Designers

When I am emperor, I will find whoever designed Highway 101 to wind around through downtown San Francisco with hard-to-read stoplights on hills and I will sentence them to ride the entire length of the highway through the city on heavy, clunky bicycles (with training wheels) behind gravel trucks. They can wear helmets because I'm more humane than they are.

I will have my minions change the street signs randomly though. Why should their lives be easy?