Lazy Web Hosting Companies
When I am emperor, I will find all of the lazy web hosting companies that refuse to install software for their customers, refuse to upgrade the installed software from seven to ten year old versions, and don't give shell accounts, statistics programs, or even access to the log files and I will force them to upgrade all of the aging forgotten computers running custom applications written for one particular operating system that has been obsolete for over a decade — without using the Internet or even a network. They'll have to use sneakernet.
Then I'll make them pay me $9.95 a month not to get shot out of a cannon, but I'll have them shot out of a cannon anyway. Read your SLA.