Gift Ideas for Jacob

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For those of you who insist on getting Jacob presents (not that he minds, of course), here are some suggestions from Mommy & Daddy:

Very durable books (soft, flexible, waterproof, non-tearable -- Jacob is really hard on books but he loves to read them.
Videos, e.g. Veggie Tales, the Wiggles, and the Baby Einstein series, which teach values, promote physical activity, and provide intellectual and sensory stimulation.